"... What are you doing?"
"Looking terrific. So do you, by the way."
"Oh, brother."
"Hey, come over to the computer, I want to show you something."

"What is it?"
"It's the proof I've been looking for, after all these years.
Aliens do exist and they're here on Earth!"
"... Really?"
"Granted, it's not what I was expecting -"
* knock knock*
"Come in."

"Oh, wow."
"I know, right?"
"It's ...."