"Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who's the greatest couple of all?"

"Well?"



"I'm not seeing them, this will take a minute."
"What do you mean?"



"It's not Snow and Charming, is it? Everything's about those two -"
"No, it's not them."
"Oh."



"Is it Belle and Rumpelstiltsken? 'Oh, I'm so tortured because of a parent -'"
"So are you, and no, it's not them either."
"Button it."

"Umm, Grumpy and Astrid the Fairy?"
"No."
"Aurora and that Prince Phillip?
"No."
"... Aurora and Mulan?"
"No, no, no, they've got nothing to do with you, your enemies, or even this realm -
ah, here they are."