"Hello, and Welcome to Ghost Adventures!"
"I'm Zak, and you know the rest of the crew."
"Tonight, on a very special Ghost Adventures, we have returned to the Whaley House in San Diego, California. We have been compelled to come back to this location, on this night - but we don't know why."
"You guys ready here? Okay, we're going in!"
"Is anyone here? ... Wait - what the *bleep* is that?!?"
"Oh, brother. Don't jump out at me like that, please."
"Dude, I'm getting a really weird feeling right now.
Is there something you want to say?